A CHURCH, A DOG SHIT, A MAN AND A BOY

When I was growing up, I heard a story about a man who went to church very early one Sunday morning and saw a lump of dog shit in front of the church door?

He paused for a minutes then ran straight home to get some rope. 

He then tied the rope around the church and attempted to pull it away from the dog shit.

When the other parishioners arrived they found him panting and sweating trying to pull the church away from the dog shit but with no success.

One small boy came up to him and said; "Mister, Just get a shovel and scrape the dog shit out of the way."

The UWP acts no different from the man with the rope.

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