UWP Electoral Con Artists to be Investigated, then Arrested

Paging all those persons residing in  Marigot in excess of 6 months and now registered in 

Goodwill on an empty lot.

The police will soon come looking for you.

Those of you living at Lindo Park, really.

Those of you who love #3 and #34 Murphy's Lane.

Those of you magically living on Murphy's Lane.

We are also looking for the electoral officer that approved these.

Get your lawyer quick, your names will be published soon.

Are you able to swear.