Konfrance start bang on time with all members present with a big smile on dere face except Handsome Replacer. So Maybel smiling and ask him but wat happen to you and he reply and say I still sad for de death of Madame Speaker and Nabes say but we all still hurting for de loss of one of us but we have to keep konfrancing no turning back.. No turning back. We have decided to Konfrance and Konfrance we shall Konfrance.
NexNabes say is true wi, we already put Gou in people mouth Dey did miss we de Girls so we cannot stop now. Handsome Replacer say I agree. Girls de good readers really enjoy de last issue and want more so let’s move. We are back on track for your weekly devotion our good readers.
As Handsome Replacer finish his statement is so de phone ring. Maybel take her time to go answer de landline. As she going she saying but how dem correspondents know we in Konfrance, look dey callin to correspond. Maybel answer de phone. And is it to hear Maybel wi .. I say Girls hear Maybel. Hello dis is we de Girls live in konfrance Headquarters , ow can we help you and de correspondent say Maybel it’s me de Bawi correspondent. Maybel put her on Speaker.
Maybel say great, well you on speaker so talk to us. We know Bawi chaud, so talk to us. And de Bawi correspondent start Laffin Laffin Laffin and start to say loudly Woye, Fei Chaud, Fei Chaud, Bawi Chaud, Bawi Chaud me RoRo. Maybel with a big smile on her face say to de Bawi Correspondent, but wat dat sweeten you so and de Correspondent say Booderre l’enfant dat give de boy marching papers dey say; just like wen a dog coming backing behind you and you shouting after it marsh marsh marsh and as you sayin marsh is so you runnin away. Well is dat dey say Booderre L’enfant do de poor boy. But de Bawi Correspondent say dat she hear, but dere is always more in de mottar dan de pestle.
Nex Nabes jump in and say hold it , hold it, hold it dere. Stop, stop, stop; as we just start we leaving dat topic for Nex issue wi our Sister just passed and we doe want to get to hot because we in dye, yes de Bawi correspondent give us all de happenins in Bawi even about a money dem English people say dey have to send to fix a road but a councilor on de new blue mealy bug council want to take it because of her surname but we go give de readers more on dat and on Gartaywarse Spaghetti of La Savan Nex issue. Nabes beck in and say so it’s a dog business dat going on in de Bawi man and Hansom Replacer say oh yes from tellin de dog marsh marsh marsh to Gartaywarse Spaghetti. So I say well me bell beff pou jeff, nou kar tan. Nex issue for de dogs.
Nabes say AA talking about passing and who dat pass. Eddo Mugabe not easy eh, de man on radio talking about de late Glo Barry, Francois Barry of Sineku, from de Kalinago after he died. Eddo Mugabe go talking about how good Glo Barry was after Eddo Mugabe and dem Blue Mealey Bugs make Glo Barry take “cart jour la jol pou day cent dollar” and Dey refuse to pay de little $200 to de court for de poor man instead dey let him take la jol in stock farm. Eddo Mugabe mechastay eh!.
Now Eddo Mugabe der talking like he did like Glo Barry. Maybel say but Glo Barry self wasn’t easy on de rum nor, he did go in a function for ministry of education representing de Minister of Education, lazy Ron and Dey call Glo Barry to talk , hear Glo Barry taking to teachers “teachers wen you teaching dem children you have to bring examples of de thing you teaching dem to de class so if you teaching about cow for de children to understand you have to bring a cow to de class” and Nex Nabes say you doe seeing de man was sue, Glo Barry had like Nani & Pweeve eh, like fowl like corn. Anyways let his soul rest in peace tan, but maybe not eternal.
Maybel say we have to talk about de Baron dat join de diaspora because we de girl cannot understand a man dey did give a whole water factory and after three months, he coolay de factory and Nabes say but he he used to eat all de money to play big so de factory had to coolay and he der doing as if is Skerro dat cause him to coolay his factory but we will deal with him, we will tell de good reader wat de bank saying about his house. Maybel say we de Girls have to address de smelling dirty dirty dirty kitchen and demassay dem because is jealou dey jealou Skerro and Labourites. We have to talk about Grater Face and how he did embarrass his brodar NoGCE-NoCXC in Marigot wen he did talk about AL Jezera; NoGCE-NoCXC was notably uncomfortable. Nabes asked but why he was so uncomfortable wen Grater Face mention AL Jezera and Maybel say Girl you have short memory man, let me remind you bout he and Brodar OJ you have come to stay… show us de way yeh …lead the way, Brodar OJ lead the way, and de Marco Voice Bruney in de Bruney’s house in de river street, how dey did make couplou/contract to sell DA Diplomatic passport for US $400,000 to get campaign money. If dey win de election de promise de Mafia a diplomatic passport de nex day. NoGCE-NoCXC and his two acolytes machination.
And now de NoGCE-NoCXC want to come talk bout election reform. Why he not reflectin and talkin bout de reform of his conscience and corrupt ddeds. Nabes say reform, dat NoGCE=NoCXC can ever reform his corrupt soul…. He corrupt from de core … Mister so voleh and like a big up.. a gwa movemant he like and will sell any government property at any cost to get dere.
I must call Ma Waddy to express my sympathy. Dey were very good friends. I had coffee with dem one afternoon.
NexNabes say we must conclude, Cannot Dress funeral dat on her mind so. Nabes ask but why so much, interested in Cannot Dress feeneral so. Maybel say you don’t know why. Skerro and de almost first lady, Princess Yvette dat going to be dere so. So she goin. She en missing. And I say oh, no wonder. NexNabes you not easy, just say you going feeneral to see Skerro, not Cannot Dress you so interested in like dat. NexNabes say Cannot Dress used to always come by her neighbour to meet his friend, my neighbour son, dey both love taymack.
But thats all for dis week. And yes we know you our good readers love pets and love dogs and our good readers doe like people to shout behind dere dog and tell dem marsh marsh marsh but youall will get de true story about de Bawi dogs. Build we building up.
Don’t forget to go to Mass on Sunday and pray for the soul of Sister Alix, Madam Speaker and dat of Cannot Dress as dey enter paradise. So I say and wat about de soul of Glo Barry and Maybel say you don’t know wat is left out must stay out. That’s the law; ask Ma Dyer.
Till Nex week for anodar meaningful piece of substantive literature. From we de girls, Nabes NexNabes, Maybel and I. Au’voir!.
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