Majority Staff Meeting

Majority Staff Meeting 

21/08/24

Etele burst into the staff room. She said, “So you mean the Useless Wicked Party with years of running their Nasty Garbage Kitchen really thought Labourites would play manicou forever?”

She said it was only when Judy de Jhojho saw her name on the report card that she started saying she serve a risen saviour. But all along, when she was serving the contaminated food in the Nasty Garbage Kitchen she didn’t know Papa God was watching. 

Etele continued by saying that Judy de Jhojho must tell the wicked party the whole truth and nothing but the truth about how and if thousands of dollars flew from her employer's account into her hands! She must say if it’s because of this financial transaction that she remained unemployed years after.

Etele said it seems after that financial comess, the only job de Jhojho could get is changing diapers in a nursing home in Alaska. But today de Eskimo has the audacity to cry down the hard working employees of Yes We Care and NEP who take care of our elderly. Etele went on to say that de Jhojho must come back home to do nursing at the State College instead of acting as if she is a matron l’hopital at the nursing home with her 1 week geriatrics training.

With the same speed, Etele continued giving a report on Tory Harris of l’hospital. She said Tory Harris misses 2 days of work every week when she comes at 11am and leaves at 1pm. All this stolen time is money that is being robbed from the treasury of Dominica so Dice will have to now sing: “Bring money” Tory Harris—bring it back to the hospital.

Etele said similar to those blue doctors who come to work whenever they want and sometimes never, without feeling an ounce of guilt. They are the ones who are also bleeding the health care system in the hospital but are the same ones loudly complaining about the lack of care in the healthcare. 

Teacher Eddo was about to add something but Etele said today is her day! 

She said she burst into fits of laughter when she heard Madame Cici-Liar Gone-and Done of Ah fu ah insulting Sticky Fingers and praising Lyinton as “de Bess leader of UWP” in a zoom meeting. Etele said that Boso, Frederick and Athie were in the zoom meeting this month and they never said a word! She said this is after Lyinton said he “will not eat dinner with a Judas and a yes man” aka Sticky Fingers at Jungle bay. Yo lay control government but yo passa meme control un zoom meeting. 

 She said that this cantankerous, evil, vindictive piece of work called Cici-liar can stay and “dish out” bala’w powi from the Dirty Garbage Kitchen until kingdom come but she will not get to be a PS. She said Cici-liar better relax herself and start a mediation session with Sticky Fingers and Lyinton before the burst a physical fight. Pitiful! 

Etele said before she ends her report she wants to ask if the person the UWP called “Baby Sarah’s mother” pa ni honte! After the toilet seating PRO of the Useless Wicked Party almost made her unalive herself, she is now wrapped in bed with them. Although the quote says “live and learn” it doesn’t seem that the so called Baby Sarah’s mother learned anything because she was the one organizing private VIP celebrations for the Wicked Party. Etele said maybe it’s because she loves how Dr Tomtom wipes the plate clean- live and in living color. 

She said before she drops the mic, she wants ClaudiAss who is also responsible for bringing mango avorté to the Nasty Kitchen to tell the Principal, if and how many of Baby Mamas he used as drums to play lapo Kabwit! We know. He knows. And the drumstick also knows the sounds of the drums. 

The principal stood shocked! Then she said that schedules have to be changed and updated for this school year so this is to be continued….